The good news is you don’t have to imagine it. This wild scenario actually took place and — to the utter amusement of everyone — it was caught on camera.
Go ahead, play that video back. It’s hilarious.
In a follow-up to her tweet, Teigen wrote, “the whole joke was supposed to be that literally no one was watching or at the stage but then he got on stage and was like ITS ME JOHN LEGEND.”
Legend, however, posted a slightly different version of events on his Instagram feed.
“We went to @unistudios last night to do Horror Nights before they shut it down. Costume theme was onesies. We bought a few new ones and raided the closet too and found the perfect one for me to wear,” he wrote. “Someone made Chrissy a onesie with my face on it and of course I had to wear it. Then I found a reluctant DJ with a mic and serenaded myself. It was a night.”
Hmm … no mention of being “wine drunk” in Legend’s recounting.