Our Favorite Stories About Weird and Extreme Celebrity Obsessions | by Amanda Sakuma | Jul, 2020

Jake Kilroy takes celebrity stans to another level by showering actress Sandra Bullock, that badass beauty queen, with 101 compliments. I’m not sure I could come up with as many nice things to say about my own mother, and she’s lovely. Here’s a tasting menu of what Kilroy had to say:

12. Sandra Bullock looks amazing in all colors, but especially any of them…

15. Sandra Bullock survived a freakin’ plane crash. No big deal. Oh wait, YES, IT TOTALLY GODDAMN IS…

27. Sandra Bullock probably thinks nachos are dope…

87. Our darling gal is aging more gracefully than Scottish castles…

93. Sandra Bullock co-wrote the song “Heaven Knocking on my Door,” which she also performed in The Thing Called Love. Add “Musician” to this babe’s never-ending list of talents. DO IT. DO IT NOW. GET THE PEN. NO, THE RED ONE. LOVE. REMEMBER IT.

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